I literally started crying in the cinema at this because seriously fuck you, Steve. There are so many people going ~SEXUAL TENSION~. But no. No. This is just cruel. And tony’s comebacks are in no way even close to being as mean; for tony they’re rather weak and stumbly. Because do you see his face there? Steve just fucking ripped him to shreds. And i’m crying now; this just breaks my heart. You’ve seen the footage, Steve? Really? Have you really? You’ve seen him as he watched kids being killed by his own weapons? You’ve seen him being tortured? You’ve seen the only person who believed in him as a person die in front of him? Do you actually get that there is a fucking hole in his chest? That the fact that he’s even alive is a fucking miracle like a hundred times over. One which he’s clawed into existence with his own hands and genius. You’ve seen the closest person he had to a father literally rip his heart from his chest? You’ve seen how he then had to kill that closest person he had to a father? You’ve seen how he was dying all alone and yet STILL attempted to save everyone around him? WITHOUT HIS SUIT Oh yeah you’ve seen the fucking footage haven’t you? I don’t think you get, Steve how much you can’t take those words back. Years from now they’re still going to be rattling around in tony’s head echoing every crappy thought he’s ever had about himself. It just makes me so mad. I love you Steve, but nothing justifies what you said to him. Nothing.
Ugh, why can’t I convince my mother that she’s racist?
This exchange literally happened the other day.
Mom: I don’t know what it is about Orientals, but every one that I’ve met has bad breath. I think it’s what they eat.
Me: …WOW. I don’t even know where to start with that.
I tried to explain to her that people are Asian and rugs are oriental, because I figured that was the simplest place to start, but she repeated “Asian” like it was just some silly idea they had had and she didn’t need to pay attention to it. After that I tried to explain everything else racist about her statement but I don’t think it sunk in at all.
Whenever I try to call her on her racism she always points out that I’m half Puerto Rican so she can’t POSSIBLY be racist, even though EVERY time she refers to my Puerto Rican heritage it’s in a derogatory way, talking about most of them spending time drinking rum on the beach, or fighting with knives. To her, I’m only Puerto Rican when it suits her argument, but any time I try to insist to her that I identify as Hispanic she goes “No, you’re white. You’re half white so you’re white.”
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER.
“Loki…brother of Thor”
Selvig’s comment must have stung so badly, you can see it on Loki’s face.
Even on a planet that has no idea how he and Thor grew up, Loki is still second to Thor, just “Thor’s brother.”
“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”
WHY!? The timing..!
I don’t think I can NOT reblog something that made me laugh so hard.
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Reading Pete’s twitter for the first time in years. I forgot how easily that little shit can break my heart.
